"My Fond Memories of Bin Laden"

ABC News reports al-Qa'ida leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has just released a new video dedicated to remembering the "human side of Osama bin Laden."

No, really.

The two great quotes from the story are Zawahiri recalling: "People probably don't know, they remember the lion of Islam threatening America and Bush, but people don't know that he was a very delicate, nice, shy man."  And later: "He was known for crying and tearing up very easily."

Zawahiri: "The Osama I knew loved kittens as much as mass murder, and after the all the Zionist/Crusaders were dispatched to hell he wanted to start a ranch on which he could rescue orphaned baby pandas."