Well, at least his body is, according to a theory expounded in internal Stratfor emails published by WikiLeaks.
According to the emails (obtained via hacker group Anonymous), Stratfor's vice president believed the Saudi's corpse was not buried at sea as reported, but rather transferred to the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology in Bethesda, Maryland.
Why would the Obama administration do this, you ask? Well, Stratfor executives offer no explanation, but say that "The US Govt needs to make body pics available like the MX's do, with OBL's pants pulled down, to shout down the lunatics like Alex Jones and Glenn Beck."
Yeah, because they're the conspiracy theorists here . . .
Note: I strongly condemn both 9/11 conspiracists such as Alex Jones and Wikileaks, but will never criticize Anonymous because I'm deathly afraid they'll screw with the iTunes playlists I've spent years meticulously constructing.
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