Pardon the light posting of late, stemming from reasons both professional and personal (okay, mostly a misplaced thumb drive).
But although I have a back log of about ten posts to put up, this one is too good to sit on for even five minutes. According to Russian televison, a "former CIA agent" claims that Osama bin Laden died on June 26, 2006 from disease.
Screw it, conspiracy sells (see PFARRAR, CHUCK) so I'm all in. Everything I wrote in Wanted Dead or Alive was merely a classic misdirection for the really secret government agencies re: the truth about Bin Laden. Also, Saddam and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi are still alive and operating food trucks in Portland, OR.
Okay, all kidding aside, could anybody possible come up with a more disreputable source than a "former CIA agent" living in Turkey talking to the Russian media?
P.S. What is the over/under on Google hits about a month from now from kooky sites reprinting this as being serious?
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